I love you, I do

Have you logged into to face book to read you daily updates and gossip but all you see is "I love you", "my husband/wife is the best" or "I'm so glad we could snuggle all night my love"?  OK before you get your feelings hurt because you are one of these people, understand I'm speaking of the people who post everyday 2 and 3 times on their loved ones page and those people who have been dating for a minute or less. And I'm not talking if they have been out of town, over seas or hell missing for 3 days or more. And Im not talking about the friend who lives in another zip code who you haven't talked to in a million minutes.  I heart you lost friend in Dallas, VA, Houston and Little Rock! Make sure we are clear before you read on and I have to write about all the friends I lost today!
So I am reading my morning face book post at 6am this morning (Tuesday) while trying to wake up and I see like 20 "I love you baby, have a great day", your so beautiful laying next to me this morning" and "I cant wait until your home from work" and they haven't even left for work, type comments on the other persons wall............................OK I throw up just a little while typing this.  

Why does anyone feel like a face book wall is the place to write how much they love, miss, worship, etc.. someone when they are most likely laying next to them, sitting across from them or better yet telling them they are posting "right now on your wall, baby".  I'm just saying  if i need to stoke an ego, a good ole fashion verbal I love you, you rock kinda thing does it. Now wait before the tears whelp and you feel like I need a hug or to remove me as a friend, i just think it is silly to plaster all over someones wall the same few words every day when they and the rest of the world clearly knows you love each other. Now, If they do a really cool jester then absolutely let the general population know, nananana my person is better than yours!    Why does no one post my husband/wife did the the stupidest thing today or i really dislike you today, lets try again tomorrow.  This is way more my style.  I think Brent would  laugh at me if I posted I love you honey bunny on his wall as well as most people we know.  Wait I'm going to try it in a minute...............OK i tried but it came out more like shut up your snoring and I cant think straight.   I love my husband.  Obviously I married him and most days I think he is amazing.  (those other days are a later story!) But I just can't understand why anyone needs to vomit mushy stuff on face book when you can clearly text, call or tell them how you feel.  Are we so far up technology's butt, we cant face a person and let them know how we feel? Is it like staking a territory with a flag, I posted on a wall they are MINE.  Maybe I'll try the mushy thing again tomorrow.....barf!